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Episode 1 | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [to Maura as she answers the door in the middle of the night] Why do you always look like you're about to do a photoshoot? | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: So how long can a person go without sleeping? Maura Isles: Hallucinations begin by day four followed by slurred speech, short attention span and death. Detective Jane Rizzoli: You're better than Wikipedia. Maura Isles: Wikipedia is frequently incorrect. Very little of what they write is rigorously peer-reviewed. |
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Episode 2 | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh my God. You're flirting over a dead body. Dr. Maura Isles: When else am I going to do it? |
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Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, what do you see? Dr. Maura Isles: A reddish brown stain. Detective Jane Rizzoli: In other words, blood. Dr. Maura Isles: No, the crime lab will determine what it is. She has no lacerations. Detective Jane Rizzoli: So maybe we got lucky and the killer was bleeding. Or smearing reddish brown stuff. |
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Dr. Maura Isles: You are deceptively complex. I do not understand you. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, you would if I was a dead body. Dr. Maura Isles: Do you think so? |
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Angela Rizzoli: Frankie needs a wife. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Why? He has you! |
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Detective Kenny Leahy: Detective, huh? I heard they was putting girls on the job. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, they even let us drive our own cars. |
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Episode 3 | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yo, Dr. Death. J-Lo needs a cause of death, not a seminar on gangsta nicknames. | |
Lt. Joey Grant: I gotta leave for D.C. Soon. Just wanted to come by and see you before I left. Say bye, if that's okay. Detective Jane Rizzoli: What's in D.C.? Lt. Joey Grant: Big job I wasn't expecting. Detective Jane Rizzoli: What, did they appoint you to the Supreme Court or something? Lt. Joey Grant: [half-smiling] No, not that big. |
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Dr. Maura Isles: [Maura speaks in Creole to the mother of the victim] Exorcisms are very powerful. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that what she said? Dr. Maura Isles: No. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that what you said? Dr. Maura Isles: No. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura. |
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Detective Jane Rizzoli: How much you know about Cape Verdeans? Detective Barry Frost: You mean, do I have any special insight because I'm black? Detective Jane Rizzoli: [scoffing] Yeah. The gangbangers I've arrested are usually somewhat suspicious of white, female cops. |
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Dr. Maura Isles: Very intriguing culture. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Descendants from the Portuguese explorers and slaves from the Cape Verdean Islands. Dr. Maura Isles: I'm impressed! Detective Jane Rizzoli: I can Google, too. And that Father Coku, or whatever, is a phony. Did you check out that poncho he was wearing? Dr. Maura Isles: A grand boubou. Detective Jane Rizzoli: I said I know. Dr. Maura Isles: Oh you knew? What that robe was called? Detective Jane Rizzoli: A boubou? Dr. Maura Isles: Well it's popular with the Christians in West Africa. Though the Swahili and East Africans and Bantu speakers in Central Africa also... Detective Jane Rizzoli: Like their boubous? |
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Episode 4 | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Stay in the car. Angela Rizzoli: I won't embarrass you. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Thirty years of experience says otherwise. |
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Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you play sports? Dr. Maura Isles: [proudly] Ballet. And fencing. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Those aren't sports. Dr. Maura Isles: Yes they are! What did you play? Detective Jane Rizzoli: Field Hockey. I was an Attacker. Dr. Maura Isles: I'm sure you were very aggressive. Detective Jane Rizzoli: [confused then amused] Attacker is a position. |
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Angela Rizzoli: Can you help me get the Buick back? You're a Police Officer! Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm a Homicide Detective! Are you planning on killing the car dealer? Angela Rizzoli: I might. |
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Angela Rizzoli: I didn't think you talked to anyone like that but me. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that Mom-speak for Thank you? |
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Detective Jane Rizzoli: [skeptically examining a sandwich] Is this from the good fridge, or the dead people fridge? Dr. Maura Isles: Cold air is cold air. |
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Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ohh. Doctor Maura Isles. Knuckle deep in germy bar snacks, I'm shocked. Dr. Maura Isles: Oh, I had representative samples tested. Bacteria count fell within acceptable limits. Want one? Detective Jane Rizzoli: Must be very complicated to be you. Dr. Maura Isles: You have no idea. |
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Episode 5 | |
Dr. Maura Isles: Mmm, branzino. With a Mugnier reduction. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh, ugh, it's looking at me, like I personally put the hook in. How am I supposed to eat that? Dr. Maura Isles: Use your fish knife. It's next to the melon spoon. |
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Episode 6 | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maybe I should be a lesbian. Maura Isles: Aww, well wishes can come true. Frost and Korsak wanted to fill out your dating profile. I typed! Detective Jane Rizzoli: You what? Maura Isles: If it wasn't for me, you'd be butch. |
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Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, we all love the fact that you dress like you're about to strut down a Paris runway. It's, it's... interesting. Detective Barry Frost: It's endearing. Detective Vince Korsak: Sexy. |
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Episode 8 | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [checking her phone] It's Maura. You wanna come to the autopsy? Special Agent Gabriel Dean: [mildly] That sounds lovely. Can that be our first date? Detective Jane Rizzoli: [laughing] Yeah, that's actually an offer I've never had before. |
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Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, what is Frankie's face doing? Dr. Maura Isles: Movement of the outer orbicularis oculi pars lateralis. He's happy! Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [laughing] What? Detective Jane Rizzoli: [slowly] I'm being hunted by a serial killer, and my little brother's occipital spatula is orbiting. |
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Episode 9 | |
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh, don't tell me that you're finally letting emotion run that big brain. Dr. Maura Isles: I don't know who I am anymore. I just... Detective Jane Rizzoli: Come on. You're the same ridiculously smart, amazing, goofy person that you were before. I mean knowing that he is the source of the sperm doesn't change that. Dr. Maura Isles: Well don't be so sure. Technically you did just say that my father's a killer. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Mm mm mm. I said the sperm donor was a killer. |